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Ah, the Kansas City shakedown. Without fail, the one airport I can count on setting off the metal detector is KCI.

What was it today? The rivets in my jeans.

The highlight was the security guard. Late 50s, white hair, and pudgy around the middle. After nearly molesting me with the wand, he stepped back and read my T shirt.

“Twilight is for Lovers. Huh. I like that.”

I smiled and gave him the benefit of the doubt.

One Response to “Shakedown”
  1. Elastic says:

    LOL – I whole heartedly support the security measures of international airports .. and for the complete experience I recommend you travel like me in a wheelchair. The FULL body pat down you get reaches parts you’d prefer only medical practioners to reach, lol. There is a security guard at Newark Airport who should know my bust cup size!!!


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